*is ded from laughing*

and I haven't even seen any Star Wars ...

Warning - may contain spoilers for Revenge of the Sith. But then you've probably (a) already seen it, or (b) don't care.

More warning - I nearly choked. Finish swallowing all liquid before reading ...

http://winterson.com/2005/06/episode-iii-backstroke-of-west.html